Baby bear... you cute, naive bear. How could you have let this happen? Did you not think the Onion's (2001) commentary was enough ridicule?I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks that a "Bimbo Sandwich" made from a couple of pieces of your toast would carry an unexpected connotation.
Then again, wait a minute, what are you doing with that bread? Hugging it? Fondling it? You've known this would happen all along, haven't you? You sick, demented bear!