This $2 pair of 2009 novelty glasses purports to provide you with UV400 protection. That is, in case you actually wanted to wear a pair of glittery glasses that would make Elton John look subtle by comparison, during a sunny day when people can actually recognize you.
Frankly, I would have been more impressed if that little tag that claimed that the Made-in-China glasses were "Lead-free" or had a warning that read, "CAUTION: You'll never get this glittery shit off your clothes or eyebrows"
